The soccer star was delighted, as not only was he a free man, he also had the opportunity to savour the many flavours offered to him during this stressful period. The women, who were promised the world, now regret their decision as “he didn’t last very long” according to one of the jury members.

Rumors have also surfaced that one of the ladies have actually caught the soccer star’s interest and DJ McGee has actually agreed to play at their wedding should the relationship get that far, “its fine with me as long as Steven doesn’t choose the music”, says the disk jockey.

I must admit that this all seems a little circumstantial. Sure there are a multitude of factors (such as the above lending a little) that suggest that this Omer may very well be the offspring of the Moonwalker but for some reason I am just not convinced and before I begin freaking out I will rather wait for any evidence based on DNA tests. If they even get Omer’s permission to do such a thing!

It seems to me rather that since the passing of a living legend the press in general have treated the situation with the utmost class when in fact this same media was always responsible for, and making money out of creating tabloid headlines about what a freak Michael Jackson was. It seems now that he has passed, the press are still trying to milk every little bit of headline from this terrible passing. I find it all a bit sickening to be honest and just have one message for the press.

STOP IT. Even Who cares if there is a story her just, forget about it. Leave the situation alone. The more you carry on about MJ’s family and circumstances after his death, the more you just prove what vultures you are.

In the words of Michael: ‘Leave Me Alone-Stop It! Just Stop Doggin’ Me Around’