Breaking news- Steven Gerrard has been found innocent only because he had slept with the entire jury. The jury, made entirely of female Liverpool fans was offered an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to act as a “goal-post” for the English footballer in return for finding the star not guilty on charges of affray.
The soccer star was delighted, [...]

According to Metro News Michael Jackson had a secret one night stand with when in Oslo around 1984 resulting in the birth of a suspected 4th child, Omer Bhatti. That’s right people, you heard me, Michael Jackson has a fourth child. The pretence for this article is that Omer was sitting in the front row [...]